I made a rookie mistake today.
NEVER wear a white bathing suit. Especially in cold water, in a public pool. Great start to the weekend. The pants weren’t totally see through however they were a horrible flower print you know the kind- the stereotypical ones a tourist wears in Hawaii. I had my suspicions that these trunks would be somewhat revealing however I thought the material would have been thick enough to keep my nether regions somewhat of a mystery. Apparently I was mistaken.
Thank god I threw on a pair of boxers incase I had been mistaken – Literally covering my ass -
The good news is no harm was done… I don’t think. I didn’t realize how transparent they were until after I had gotten out of the pool. Suddenly all of the seemingly strange looks I was receiving made sense – at the time I just thought that’s how people in L****** were.
Lesson learned. I went and bought some swim trunks immediately after I left the pool.
Anyways enough about that. I’m halfway through a tumbler of gin and watching the movie C.H.U.D. Classic 80s film. Daniel Stern and the Dad from Home Alone (Heeey Stern was in Home Alone as well!!) C.H.U.D. Stands for Canaballistic Humanoid Underground Dweller they are creatures that live under the city that occasionally pop up to the surface to munch on the people on the surface.
This script is terrible and amazing at the same time. It’s on Netflix check it out.
Alright that’s enough for today. I’m looking forward to watching a Harvinless Seahawks taking on a Bradfordless Rams tomorrow.
That’s it for me.